This is exactly the type of thing President Obama was referring to on the campaign trail when he talked about the rich "playing by a different set of rules." A single mother working a double shift as a waitress would have had to grow that mustache.
Joe, your bet was not just with Axelrod. It was with all your viewers. You need to be a man and honor your commitment.
It's great that you're able and willing to donate to a worthy cause and to help raise more funds as well.
But the fact remains: You owe us a mustache. I'd say six months would suffice.